Fun with John & Jenny

It is amazing how much fun you can have a places you least expect it....Yesterday John and I left the kids with my folks and went and got my car a smog check...It was a little hole in the wall smog joint and the only thing to read was a OC Weekly. We had more fun reading the classifieds in the back of that magazine. Talk about some crazy stuff.....Can anyone please enlighten us and explain what a Back door massage is??? We have our ideas but....one of the ads that put us over the edge into hysterics said "Sexy Massage for you, I am waiting for you to kick my back door in" ????? Good times